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(Please read first, then look at the pix!)

The Story...
 
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has
cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the
groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when
all of the fur
hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted
or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all
tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut.  She was
quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it
was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what
a line cut was and he said  "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems
her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat
was returned to her.  

She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. It was November in
Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had." 

Gas in car to go to groomers - $4.50
Cat car carrier - $32.99
Grooming fee - $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat - Priceless!

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Here's a bunch of newspaper clipping pics I got...these are great.

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Pictury goodness!