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What do you do if the only person that could get you to stop crying...is the one that made you cry?...
~unknown~
The darkness that lay around you is created by you alone...so brighten up your day with a smile and a friend...chase
away the darkness and bring forth the light...belive in yourself and others will believe...only then can you attain true happiness.
~Me~
You can't enjoy the things you have in life if you spend your time crying about the things you don't have.
~Me~
And as my sorry excuse of an existence sinks deeper into the fiery pits of hell,one must wonder--Have we crossed
that line between hell and earth, and fated our own destruction?...
~Me~
I know your out there. I can feel you now. I know that your afraid. Afraid of us. Afraid of change.
I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm
gonna hang up this phone and I'm gonna show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm gonna show them a world...without
you. I world without rules and control, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where
we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
~Neo (The Matrix)~
I'm not a complete idiot. I'm just missing a few parts.
~unknown~
My other peronality is sane!
~Jessica D.~
I was just here. Where did I go?
~X-Files~
Toasters are where pop tarts are born!
~Jessica D.~
Squeeze my nub!
~Happy Noodle Boy~
Don't sit there thinking that you wish you could do something...
If you want to do something...then do it...
~Me~
Rebell against the rebellious.
~Me~
FUCKING DOUGHNUT!! MOCK ME? YOU FRIED CYCLOPS!!
Moo
Grrr
Meow
Yum. Air!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!
YOU FUCKING TOASTER!! YOU'RE NOTHING! THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER BE! A TOASTER!! DAMN! I HAVE
NO KIWIS!!
All by:
~Happy Noodle Boy~
Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wonder if, maybe, there really is
something wrong with me.
~Johnny the Homicidal Maniac(a.k.a NNY)~
And as I put my body to rest....The world moves on in it's ordinary fashion...My disappearance not affecting the flow
of time...My rest...is for nothing...
~Me~
Guys you want me fallin' for you, better give me something worth trippin' over...
For Jessica B.
~unknown~
Guys are like roads...lay 'em right and youc an walk over them your whole life!
(It's funny cause it's true!)
For Jessica B.
~unknown~
Keep on truckin'. You'll figure out somethin'
~Me~
We're not laughing at you. We're laughing at something we said about you.
~Me~
As I let myself get swept away by the flow of electric power through my hands, my body is charged with life....and made
motionless, amazed by the buzzing of life which I now control.
~Me~
You have an ear.
~Jen H.~
You have another one? Oh my God! Your a freak!!
~Jessica D.~
I'm not copying you. I'm mocking you!
~Me~
As we sink into the fiery pits of hell...one must wonder....WHERE ARE THE CORN POPS!!!
~Me~
It doesn't matter how many friends you have. It matters how many of them you can keep.
~Jen H.~
Hey dilly-ho! Welcome to your new home neglect-terinos!
~Ned Flanders (The Simpsons)~
Mmmmmmm....Forbidden doughnut.
~Homer(The Simpsons)~
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
~Bart (The Simpsons)~
Your as quick as a bullet...being thrown.
~Jessica D. and Me~
Too much shit...not enough bullets.
~Me~
Can't you use some non-delicious fat? Aaaaaahhhhhoohhhhh there is no such thing!
~Homer (The Simpsons)~
Hey ma! Look at the pointy-hairded lil girl!
~Cleutus(The Simpsons)~
I'll kill myself. Then I'll kill you!
~Jessica D.~
Hi Lisa! We're gonna be in a pie!
~Ralph (The Simpsons)~
I am gone...I'm nothing more then I was when I was here...So why is it that people pretend to miss me...When in their hearts
I'm always never there?...
~Me~
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
~Plato~
It's not the fall that kills u...It's the sudden stop at the end!
~GODD~
Let me gaze upon that which is me...darkness inside...with only hints of the light left...Let my image of myself engulf
me....till I am no more then that of the starlit sky...
~Me~
I'm not fat! It's glandular!
~Homer (The Simpsons)~
Believe half of what you hear and all of what you see.
~DP~
To lie is bad. To get caught is worse. And to lie over it is a waste of my time.
~Jen H.~
Just because I'm a superstitious obsessive-compulsive manic-depressant claustrophobic paranoid schizophrenic with suicidal
tendencies doesn't mean that I'm a bad person.
~Jessica D.~
Jesikah sez thaht hewkt on foniks werkt phor mi!
~Jessica D.~
I'm special
~Jessica D.~
I know but you don't have to rub it in.
~Me~
It's fun to have so many holes in your head!
~Jessica D.~
DEEP INTO THAT DARKNESS PEERING,
LONG I STOOD THERE,
WONDERING...
FEARING...
DOUBTING...
~Edgar Allen Poe~
I feel like a bagel! I'm going around in circles!
~Me~
The bagels are attacking me all!!
~Me~
Just because I want to drag you into my bed and do unspeakble acts of love to you doesn't mean anything!
~Me~(Dedicated to Jessica D.)
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!
~Monty Python's Flying Circus~
Yellow shall no longer be a color but a number between 316 and 317.
~A movie....yeah~
GODD's inside all of us. He just hasn't eaten us yet.
~Corey~
That man ate all our shrimp...and 2 plastic lobsters!
~Pimply faced kid(The Simpson)~
I NEED TACOS OR I WILL EXPLODE!!! That happens sometimes.
~Gir (Invader Zim)~
It's a looong word....but only because I say it slowly.
~Jessica D.~
Use your brain! Your delicious brains....
~Homer (The Simpsons)~
STAY AWAY! I'M NOT WEARING DEODERANT!!
~Me & Jessica D.~
"Have you ever had a dream where you see yourself standing in some sort of sun god robe on a pyramid with a thousand
naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"NO!"
"Why am I the only one that has that dream?..."
~Real Genius~
Family brings out the worst in people.
~Me~
If there wasn't a then, there woulnd't be a now.
~Me~
All these are from various Magic: The Gathering cards
You've thrown your net at the wrong fish"
~The Lord of Atlantis (Defection card)~
The Surface world contains nothing that I can take
~The Lord of Atlantis (Confiscate card)~
The Touch of death is never gentle
~unknown~
It's easy to tell the devious cephilads from the trustworthy ones. The trustworthy ones are dead.
~unknown~
ABANDON SHIP!!
~Sea Serpent/Sea Monster card~
What's the fun of being a Wizard if you can't mess with people's heads?
~Divert card~
And that's the end of those....
What did I say again?
~Me~
Bagels
~Jessica D.~
No ones knows the true meaning of love cause it's been abused so much...
~Corey~
Four out of five voices in my head say I should kill you right now...The other wants tacos!
~Me~
I sold my heart to a lesbian...how the hell did that happen?
~Corey~
God! I stop talking for just one minute and already your trying to spoon your eyeballs out!
~Jessica D.~
Dog's are man's best friend...So that's why he humps my leg.
~Corey~
Yippie! I'm slow!!
~Jessica D.~
Are you lost?...Forgotten?...Well the how did you end up here?...I'm not feeding you. *Door slams shut*
~Corey~
What am I confused about again?
~Me~
I feel raped...But I enjoyed it so its not rape at all...
~Corey~
Your part of the life I don't have.
~Me~
I can read your mind...And it's really creepy...because there's nothing there.
~Jessica D.~
I don't know whether to be happy or scared.
~Jessica D.~
I play with myself while your not looking.
~GODD~
Everything's dizzy except me!
~Jessica D.~
Exactly!!...What?
~Jessica D.~
The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them.
~Dayna~
Heres to guys that like wooden bats, girls that like aluminum bats, and biology majors that like fruit bats
~94.7 the ZONE~
Water is bad for you!
~Eric M.~
Brains aren't fun to play with unless they're someone else's.
~Jessica D.~
Maybe you should get that rock outta your mouth.
~Jessica D.~
I'm gonna hit my head against the wall now. Wake me up when I'm unconcious.
~Me~
Yay I'm gonna be sick!!~BLEGH!~
~Gir~
The good news is I found a nickle and I named it Philip. The bad news is it's a girl.
~Kozmo(?)~(The Fairly Odd Parents)
Me and the squirell are friends.
~Gir~
I'll uniform you!...Then I'l ununiform you!
~Me~
I wanna be there when I loose my virginity.
~Me~
I'll help
~Jessica D.~
I wanna be a senior citizen when I grow up.
~JFG~(He really meant that when he said it! No Joke!)
Jessica D.: Jinx
Me: Double jinx!
J:Triple Jinx!
B:Quadruple jinx!!
J:Quintuple jinx!!
B:Sextuple jinx!!!
J:Ooh I'll take that!!
~Me and Jessica D.~
Stop seizuring for one minute and listen to me!!
~Jessica D.~
I'm gonna yell at all the walls in my house. And when I'm done with that, I'm gonna yell at the ceiling cause I
can't walk on it! And them I'm gonna yell at the floors because they're not the ceiling!!
~Jessica D.~
You're slower than me! That's really slow...Ooh wood chips!!
~Jessica D.~
Why does the sun burn?!
~Jessica D.~
My name is Forest Gump. People call me Forest Gump
~Forest Gump~
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get...Would you like a chocolate?
~Forest Gump~
My faithful followers,
The toilets have eaten my spotted under garments of holy goodness.
Though i have found none of this poop paper ever one speaks of (swirly)my banana meat. The Squishy Fish loves to swim
in chocolate bunny whom destroy little childrens minds with their solvent monkey flesh. Yet the gods swim in the colon of
the chosen monkey. If you have seen this please run and find the poop monster sell him a breath mint. For I Godd
have chosen this path for the bacon. Harvest the banana meat and sell the deamon panties to the old man who eats boogers.
Yet the swirly monkey squishes and walks home with stupid vanity dogs. I have given the order and a pizza shall be here
soon. So go out and retreave my pizza so I may swimm in pizza goodnes of the bacon monkey foot cheese. Go forth
and be...a fleshy replicant of DNA combinants.
~GODD~
You can't let people throw their shit on you. Otherwise you'll really start to stink
~Kevin~
AND TO EVERYONE OUT THERE, DRINK YOUR MILK THROUGH A STRAW..ESPECIALLY THOSE BENDABLE ONES CAUSE THOSE ARE THE BEST
~Kevin~
Everyone is allowed to kill it as long as it isn't alive.
~Mr. Davidson~
How many of you people know that evil spelled backwards is...gum disease?
~Mr. Cavazos~
I'll never play with matches again...Ooohh! A lighter!!
~Me~
Hello strange person I don't know, but will love forever and name Bob! Hi Bob.
~Jen H.~
Don't beat yourself up. There will always be someone more insane than you...I am proud to be that someone!
~Jen H.~
You know...you should really go play outside
There are these things called trees...
They're cool.
~Seaman~
Then all of a sudden
Came a knock at the door,
We all yelled "PIGS!"
And dove to the
floor.
~Unkown~
How many of you people know that evil spelled backwards...is gum disease?
~Mr. Cavazos~
What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste
and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. This is the world that you know. The world as it
was at the end of the twentieth century. It exists now only as part of a neural-interactive simulation that we call the Matrix.
You've been living in a dream world, Neo. This is the world as it exists today.... Welcome to the Desert of the Real. We have
only bits and pieces of information but what we know for certain is that at some point in the early twenty-first century all
of mankind was united in celebration. We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.
~Morpheus(The Matrix)~
Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad."
~Strong
Bad( www.homestarrunner.com )~
I have the gift of persuation, shut up or I'll kill you.
~Jessica H.~
Freaks are just clowns without those red noeses.
~Jen Jen~
Stop having kittens. Your the head of the biggest spy company, and you have the tendency to whine.
~The Long Kiss Goodnight~
We just jumped outta a 5 story building!...
Yes and maybe tomorrow we'll go to the zoo.
~The Long Kiss Goodnight~
Put it in your pants, the gun in your pocket makes a buldge people can see.
What, and shoot my damn dick off?
What, so now your a sharp shooter?
~The Long Kiss Goodnight~
"If you fail, try agian!"
~unknown~
Confidence comes not only from always being right but not fearing to be wrong
~George?~
You can't let people throw their shit on you. Otherwise you'll really start to stink
~unknown~
Things you believe in should be fought for. What do you believe in?...
~Jen Jen~
Are you a man? A man is a king, a king is a ruler, a ruler is 12 inches long. Are you still a man?
~unknown~
A friend is a person who is for YOU always---They want nothing from you except that you be yourself. They're the one
being with whom you can feel safe. With them you can utter your heart, it's badness, and it's goodness. Like the shade of
a great tree in the noonday heat is a friend. Like the home port with your country's flag flying after a long journey is a
Friend. A friend is an impregnable citadel of refuge in the strife of existence. It is they that keeps alive your faith in
human nature, that makes you believe that it is a good universe. They are the antidote to despair, the elixir of hope, the
tonic for depression...Give to them without reluctance...
~Nora~
"Victory? We're French! We don't even have a word for that!"
~Homer(Simpsons)~
Homer:"But, what should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money? Maybe I should throw it out."
Lisa: "Well,
there's lots of needy kids out there."
Homer: "I see what you're saying, we need to buy a gun!"
~Simpsons~
Live life to is fullest
Play in traffic...I do.
~GODD~
THAT is called parenting! I'm going to Moes
~Homer Simpson~
"Eric, why do you take so long in the bathroom, are you constapated or are you doing male things?"
~Eric's Mom~
Bizarro
How can you not like Bizarro? Him do the opposite of normal people! Him only able to order Egg McMuffin after
10:30 AM! Him criticize iMac for having too many floppy drives! I only wish there Bizarro versions of everyone, starting with
Bizarro Bob Barker, who would end "The Price Am Wrong" by saying "Remember, everyone, let your pets fuck all they want!"
~Kristina~
Being stoned makes it a lot easier to rationalize Mario turning into a raccoon, doesn't it? And a flying raccoon at that.
~from Zach~(it's so true haha.)
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